var myArray = new Array();
myArray[0] = "RUGBY PLAYERS EAT THEIR DEAD";
myArray[1] = "RUGBY IS ELEGANT VIOLENCE";
myArray[2] = "GIVE BLOOD 
PLAY RUGBY";
myArray[3] = "IT IS BETTER TO HAVE PLAYED RUGBY AND LOST, THAN TO HAVE PLAYED SOFTBALL AT ALL.";
myArray[4] = "FIFTEEN PLAYERS EIGHTY MINUTES NO PADS";
myArray[5] = "RUGBY! BECAUSE YOU'RE DRUNK ALREADY!";
myArray[6] = "STICKS AND STONES MAY BREAK MY BONES, BUT RUGBY DOES IT BETTER";
myArray[7] = "LIVE TOUGH LIVE HARD LIVE RUGBY";
myArray[8] = "RUCK ME MAUL ME MAKE ME SCRUM";
myArray[9] = "80 MINUTES
15 POSITIONS
NO PROTECTION
WANNA RUCK?";
myArray[10] = "RUGBY NATURAL SELECTION AT ITS FINEST";
myArray[11] = "RUGBY SCRUM FOR YOUR LIFE";
myArray[12] = "MY DADDY PLAYS RUGBY BETTER THAN YOUR DADDY";
myArray[13] = "FOOTBALL IS FOR PEOPLE WHO SUCK AT RUGBY";
myArray[14] = "IT'S CALLED RUGBY BECAUSE ASSAULT AND BATTERY WAS ALREADY TAKEN";
myArray[15] = "RUGBY IT'S ALL FUN AND GAMES EVEN AFTER SOMEONE POKES AN EYE OUT";
myArray[16] = "MY DRINKING TEAM HAS A RUGBY PROBLEM";
myArray[17] = "THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS TOUCH RUGBY";
myArray[18] = "FOOTBALL IS FOR PEOPLE WHO ARE SCARED TO PLAY RUGBY";
myArray[19] = "RUGBY SORT OF A CONTACT SPORT";
myArray[20] = "TO RUCK AND TO MAUL AND TO DRINK 'TIL YOU FALL";
myArray[21] = "RUCK IT";
myArray[22] = "RUGBY ONLY THE STRONG SURVIVE";
myArray[23] = "AGGRESSIVE BY NATURE RUGBY BY CHOICE";
myArray[24] = "PLAY RUGBY, ANYTHING LESS IS TOO CIVILIZED";
myArray[25] = "...LIVING LIFE ONE SCRUM AT A TIME";
myArray[26] = "I HURT IT PLAYING RUGBY";
myArray[27] = "SPEAK SLOWLY, I'M A RUGBY PLAYER";
myArray[28] = "WILL RUCK FOR BEER";
myArray[29] = "TASTE THE MUD";
myArray[30] = "IF YOU CAN'T TAKE A HIT STAY OFF THE GRASS";
myArray[31] = "RUGBY TRAMPLE THE WEAK HURDLE THE DEAD";
myArray[32] = "RUGBY + BEER = HAPPINESS";
myArray[33] = "HAPPINESS IS A GOOD RUCK";
var saying=Math.floor(Math.random()*34);
document.write(myArray[saying]);